'Umkhiqizo othandekayo' uchaza ukuthi yikuphi, kuphi, nokuthi kanjani ekudleni ku-Oyster Roast
Ngezikhathi ezithile, sonke sibhekene nezimo zomphakathi kanye namasiko esingajwayelekile kuwo. Eziningi zalezi zimo zinesimiso semithetho engabhaliwe ebonakala isobala - uma usukwazisa. Kuze kube yileso sikhathi, umuntu angase azizwe engenakunyathelo.
Ngezansi, inhlanzi yethu yokudla yasolwandle, I-Crabby ethandekayo, iphendula imibuzo ejwayelekile ebuzwa mayelana nemithetho eqondile yezimiso zokuziphatha ezilawula lezo zingqimba zonyaka ezibizwa ngokuthi i- Oyster Roasts.
Q: Uphi ama-oyster ama-roast? Yini okufanele ngigqoke?
A: Ama-roster ama-oyster ahlale egcinwa ngaphandle, ngoba nje angakwazi ukugcoba izindaba ezihlambalazayo, i-oyster juice, udaka, nama-shell bits azungeze.
Ngakho-ke, uma ubonisa ukuthi ugqoke noma yini "enhle" efana nayo, uthi, ama-slacks amhlophe, i-blazer eluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, ne-cap yachting (yebo, ngikubone lokhu ngamehlo ami), cishe uzobuya ubukeke Ukhulelwe umkhumbi ngesikhathi usuqedile.
(Futhi ngokurekhoda, ngaphandle uma ungumGreki we-shipping tycoon noma u-Thurston Howell III, kungenzeka ukuthi akufanele ugqoke i-yachting cap)
Q: Ingabe i-oyster iyabulawa njenge-roast ye-weenie noma i-marshmallow yokugcoba? Ngidinga induku ebukhali?
A: Cha, cha nakancane, futhi akunjalo neze. Ngokungafani nalezo zenye izenzakalo, ngeke wenze noma yikuphi ukuzithokozisa (futhi, ungadinga ngempela induku ebukhali kakhulu yokushaya i-oyster.)
Nakhu okuzodinga:
- isigqoko somthwalo esindayo (okungcono omunye onokumelana nokushisa njengesikhumba somsebenzi wesikhumba) Udinga kuphela ukugqoka eyodwa, esandleni sakho esingenamandla (lowo obambe ama-oysters.) Ungagqoka ezimbili, kodwa kubhekwe (ngoba akukho okuchazwayo isizathu) ukuba kube okungajwayelekile;
- ummese onobuchopho, obunamandla, omfushane, ongekho amaphuzu - mhlawumbe ngenye uhlobo lokuqapha ukuvimbela isandla sakho samanzi ukuba sishiye phambili futhi sibheke ubuhlungu ngokumelene negobolondo le-oyster elingalaleli;
- into yokusula izandla zakho (i-dishtowel endala, i-rag ehlanzekile, noma i-wads yephepha ithawula.) Amagobolondo e-Oysters angadaka.
Umphathi wakho cishe uzoba nokunikezwa okulinganiselwe kwezinto ezingenhla ezitholakalayo ukuze zisebenzise, kodwa ifomu elihle ukuletha okwakho. (Ngaphezu kwalokho, uzogwema ukungazami ukuzama ukusebenzisa iglavu yokugcina etholakalayo, okuhlale kuphambene nalokho okudingayo.)
Q: Yiziphi iziphuzo ezifanelekile ku-oyster othosiwe?
A: Noma yisiphi isiphuzo oyithandayo, uma nje uthanda ubhiya . Kulungile, ubona iwayini elimhlophe noma (shudder) soda pop , kodwa empeleni, esinye isiphuzo esamukelekayo ngamanzi amabhodlela. Uhlobo oluphansi.
Q: Zikhona yini iziqu noma izitsha zangasese ezihamba nama-oysters?
A: Ungakwazi kakhulu ukuthembela ekutholeni izitsha zokuxhumana zokudla, i-sauce, ne-sleeves of saltines. Yilokho. (I-Lemon wedges ayinqabile. Hlela ukuletha ngokwakho uma kufanele.)
Q: Kwenzeka kanjani ukuthi le nsizi yonke ye-oyster igwebe? Ingabe ama-oysters angcwatshwe esihlabathini phezu kwamalahle ashisayo afana ne- clam ebhaka ? Sizobe sihlezi eduze kwama-guitar, ama-guitars aqoshiwe nokucula izingoma zomculo?
A: U-Er, cha. I-oyster roasts cishe njalo i-standup affairs; akukho mlilo futhi akukho nokucula okungenjalo. Eqinisweni, lapho ama-oysters ekulungele khona akakho ngisho nokukhuluma. Amadoda asomatasa kakhulu afaka ubuso bawo.
Ngokuqondene nenqubo, kunezinhlobonhlobo kodwa lapha ezinye zezici nezindlela ezijwayelekile:
Cishe uzobona amatafula amade (noma amashidi e-plywood) anezimbobo ezingu-1-3 ezinkulu, ezilinganiselwe ezikude, lapho uzothola khona amathini amathrekhi noma amapulangwe eplastiki. Thola indawo kwenye yalezi amatafula. Kulungile ukuma ehlombe ukuze uhlangane nabantu abangabazi - ama-oyster roasts yizehlakalo zomphakathi, emva kwakho konke.
Lapho ukhetha ukutshala ifulegi lakho (okungukuthi, ibhodlela lakho lebhiya) kufanele lithathwe yizici zakho siqu: abantu abade behlomile kufanele bathathe elinye lamabala okuphela; Abantu abancane abahlomile bangema phakathi kwetafula, kodwa kumele bashaywe ngokwanele ukuze baphume endleleni lapho ama-oysters efika.
Ama-oysters ashisayo alethwe etafuleni futhi engavunyelwe ukulahlwa ngamapulangwe amakhulu ezindaweni eziphakathi kwezimbobo (Ubungeke ulindele amapulethi ngamanye kanye nokusika, akunjalo?)
Yilapho uthola ukuthi uluphi uhlobo lwesixuku ophikisana nalo.
Ngokuvamile, abangane bakho bayoba nenhlonipho, bathathe abambalwa ngesikhathi esisodwa futhi baze basize labo abasemagumbini okude etafuleni ukuze bathole isabelo. Kodwa ungamangali uma umkhulu onomusa uxoxa ngesikhashana ngomusa ngaphambi kokuba ube ngumuntu okhukhumezayo, ohahayo, futhi owomile lapho ozoqala khona ama-oysters echwebeni ...
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